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December 4th, 2007

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        __( )_                "Oh, bother!" said Pooh.
       (      (o____
        |          |          "I have eaten too much honey, and
        |      (__/            I can't get out of Rabbit's hole!
               /   ___        Whatever am I to do?"
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        __( )_                "That's okay." said Rabbit, whose life
       (      (o____           was made up of important things.
        |          |
        |      (__/           “I’ll just take away your
               /   ___        honey jar, and let   | /
          /       ___/       you out when you’ve  | ||||
        /    ^    /           lost enough weight.” | |||| ________
       |   |  |__|_HUNNY |                          / | / /        
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        __( )_                “Rabbit’s clever,” said Pooh thoughtfully.
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        |          |          “Thank you, Rabbit.”
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           |  ( __)                       | HUNNY |  | |_______     |/
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        __( )_                And so, Rabbit went on his merry way.
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        __( )_                And by-and-by, Pooh would entertain
       (      (o____          himself by humming tunes and thinking
        |          |          about the shitload of honey he would
        |      (__/           eat once he was thin enough to get
               /             out of here.
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        __( )_               One day, Pooh’s friend Piglet
       (      (o____         came to visit.
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        |      (__/          “My goodness, Pooh!”           _
               /             gasped Piglet.              _<_/_
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         /   ^              “You certainly have      ‘  ‘  |
        |  |  |___           lost some weight!”        ___/
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        __( )_               “Yes,” agreed Pooh.
       (      (o____
        |          |         “I am still too big to
        |      (__/           get out of Rabbit’s hole.”    _
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        __( )_               “Well good luck to you.” said Piglet.
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        __( )_                 “What I wouldn’t give for
       (      (o____            a ham sandwich.” said Pooh.
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         _( )_         “I’m getting weak!” said Pooh.
        (   (o____
         |       |     “Where the fuck is Rabbit?!?!”
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          _             “I gotta sit down.” gasped Pooh.
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         ( )_          “Fuckin’ Rabbit.”
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           |___)/ )
           ______/

          ()_          “I’m gonna kill that sonofabitch.”
         ( (o___
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           ()_         “Not much time left…”
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           |__)/ )
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              “ARRRRGGGGG….”

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       |          _
     |x|  |—–__/ )
    ()___ ___)_____/

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     |x|  |—–__/ )
    ()___ ___)_____/

                   “Oh shit!” said Rabbit.
                                                   | /
                   “I forgot all about the         | ||||
                    poor fucker.”                  | |||| ________
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                                                  @ @  /      _   
        _                                       =>X<=         /     
       |          _                                        |      |
     |x|  |—–__/ )                               | |_______     |/
    ()___ ___)_____/                               /___/    /______/

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