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December 21st, 2007
I just wanted to inform everyone that I will no longer be making jokes about Kwaku Morgan.
Recently I looked Prince Kwaku Morgan up on google.com and learned that he is a very influential prince who came to America to find a queen. Kwaku is actually wealthy and when I say wealthy I mean “HE HAS HIS OWN MONEY”…. See below >>>>>>
I am actually hoping that Kwaku will be my friend and forgive me for making jokes about him; after all it’s not often that a prince comes to America and works among everyday Americans.
Prince Kwaku Morgan actually gets his hair cut every Thursday by his barber and gets his teeth brushed everyday by his servants.
I am being nice to Prince Kwaku Morgan in hopes that he will take us all on vacation like Oprah Winfrey did for her staff.
Please join me in officially welcoming Prince Kwaku Morgan to America.
P.S. Kwaku Morgan: “is your coat velvet”????
December 4th, 2007
SAY YOUR CRUSHES NAME UNTIL YOU REACH
THE END WHERE IT SAYS STOP
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YOU
YOUR
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YOURCR
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YOURCRUSH
YOURCRUSHL
YOURCRUSHLO
YOURCRUSHLOV
YOURCRUSHLOVE
YOURCRUSHLOVES
YOURCRUSHLOVESY
YORCRUSHLOVESYO
YOURCRUSHLOVESYOU
YOURCRUSHLOVESYOU
YOURCRUSHLOVESYO
YOURCRUSHLOVESY
YOURCRUSHLOVES
YOURCRUSHLOVE
YOURCRUSHLOV
YOURCRUSHLO
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YOURCRUSH
YOURCRUS
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YOURCRUSHLOVES
YOURCRUSHLOVESY
YOURCRUSHLOVESYO
YOURCRUSHLOVESYOU
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NOW MAKE A WISH
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***stop****
NOW YOUR CRUSH LOVES YOU BUT BEFORE HE/SHE TELLS
YOU IN SOME WAY YOU MUST SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE IN
AN HOUR OR LESS. YOU CAN send IT BACK TO THE PERSON
WHO SENT IT TO YOU. ****GOOD LUCK***
December 4th, 2007
I admit... I see chain letters often sent to me. I sometimes
delete them and sometimes try them out. This one though has changed my
life from the day I recieved it. This letter has been send to hundreds
of people and still going strong.
For Example:
Someone by the name of Joseph recieved this chain letter
while chatting around online. He looked at it. Thought nothing of it.
And deleted it. The next day, his life long crush was killed. The death
is still unknown but there was proof from her freinds that she liked Joseph
the whole time.
On the other hand, Sarah Chang recieved this letter and decided
to try the “silly” thing out. After she sent it to 25 people, within 25
minutes, her lesbian freind asked her out. Now they are married with 14 kids.
I don’t know how.
Ok Heres how this trend can work for you. While you scroll down
this letter… concentrate hard… keep scrolling while you think about a
crush you have. Then at the bottom of the letter…. it will have further
instructions:::
Y
YO
YOU
YOU
YOU A
YOU AR
YOU ARE
YOU ARE
YOU ARE N
YOU ARE NO
YOU ARE NOW
YOU ARE NOW
YOU ARE NOW B
YOU ARE NOW BL
YOU ARE NOW BLE
YOU ARE NOW BLES
YOU ARE NOW BLESS
YOU ARE NOW BLESSE
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED B
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY L
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY LO
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY LOV
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY LOVE
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY LOV
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY LO
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY L
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED B
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED
YOU ARE NOW BLESSE
YOU ARE NOW BLESS
YOU ARE NOW BLES
YOU ARE NOW BLE
YOU ARE NOW BL
YOU ARE NOW B
YOU ARE NOW
YOU ARE NOW
YOU ARE NO
YOU ARE N
YOU ARE
YOU ARE
YOU AR
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LOVE
LOVE I
LOVE IS
LOVE IS
LOVE IS N
LOVE IS NO
LOVE IS NOW
LOVE IS NOW
LOVE IS NOW A
LOVE IS NOW AL
LOVE IS NOW ALI
LOVE IS NOW ALIV
LOVE IS NOW ALIVE
STOP
Ok, You are now loved by someone you adore. You might not know this yet but
in 2 months you will be loved. But first send this letter to 15 other people.
Don’t worry it’s not that hard to do.
0=You will lose your love
1-5=you will become freinds with your crush
6-10=you will party with your crush
11-15=you will become very close to your crush
16 and up=You will go out with your crush
December 4th, 2007
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__( )_ "Oh, bother!" said Pooh.
( (o____
| | "I have eaten too much honey, and
| (__/ I can't get out of Rabbit's hole!
/ ___ Whatever am I to do?"
/ ___/
/ ^ /
| | |__|_HUNNY |
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Hit the space bar now and after each screen
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__( )_ "That's okay." said Rabbit, whose life
( (o____ was made up of important things.
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| (__/ “I’ll just take away your
/ ___ honey jar, and let | /
/ ___/ you out when you’ve | ||||
/ ^ / lost enough weight.” | |||| ________
| | |__|_HUNNY | / | / /
| ______)____/ @ @ / _
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(____) /___/ /______/
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__( )_ “Rabbit’s clever,” said Pooh thoughtfully.
( (o____
| | “Thank you, Rabbit.”
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(____) _____/ /___/ /______/
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__( )_ And so, Rabbit went on his merry way.
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( (o____ himself by humming tunes and thinking
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/ out of here.
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( (o____ came to visit.
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| (__/ “My goodness, Pooh!” _
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/ ^ “You certainly have ‘ ‘ |
| | |___ lost some weight!” ___/
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__( )_ “Yes,” agreed Pooh.
( (o____
| | “I am still too big to
| (__/ get out of Rabbit’s hole.” _
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( (o____
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()___ ___)_____/ /___/ /______/
December 4th, 2007
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HUGGED
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PASS IT ON TO 5 PEOPLE WHOM YOU CARE
ABOUT AND THEN SEND IT BACK TO THE
PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU
December 4th, 2007
IS HEAVEN IN THE YELLOW PAGES?
by Donna Groleau-Hoover
Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today,
My tummy hurts and I fell down, I need her right away.
Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book?
Is heaven in the yellow part, I don’t know where to look.
I think my daddy needs her too, at night I hear him cry.
I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don’t know why.
Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me.
Is Heaven very far away, is it across the sea?
She’s been gone a long, long time she needs to come home now!
I really need to reach her, but I simply don’t know how.
Help me find the number please, is it listed under “Heaven”?
I can’t read these big big words, I am only seven.
I’m sorry operator, I didn’t mean to make you cry,
Is your tummy hurting too, or is there something in your eye?
If I call my church maybe they will know.
Mommy said when we need help that’s where we should go.
I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall.
Thank you operator, I’ll give them a call.
December 4th, 2007
It's officially here!!
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You have just been hit with a water balloon!
The first one of the summer.
It’s the start of…..
water Balloon Fight ‘98!!!!
One rule to this game….
You can’t hit someone who has already hit you!
Now…go out there and hit as many people as you
can before they get you!!
December 4th, 2007
I THINK THIS IS REALLY CUTE!!!!
You walk with your crush, and take a look at the
stars:
* . * . * . * . * . * . * . * .
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Then he picks flowers & give them to you:
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All of a sudden, you take a swim in the lake:
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Then, magically, the sun comes up:
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Before you know it, you two kiss by the door:
<3
Now make a wish about you and your crush!:
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
true love
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STOP!!! Keep your wish in mind and do what it says
below!
Send this to all your buds!
~*~0 people- your crush will hate you forever
~*~1 people- your crush likes your best friend
~2-4 people- your crush likes you
~5-9 people- your crush will ask you out
~10+ people- you and your crush will last, and your
wish will come true tomorrow!!!
December 4th, 2007
Couldn’t you just wish for the opposite of what you want and then not send the chain letter?
Keep reading ,Please. Wishes really do come true.
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grant you 1 wish!!! Make your wish when the count
down is over!!!
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**** make A WISH******
Send this to 10 people within the hour you read
this. If you do, your wish will come true. If you
don’t it will become the opposite of what you
wished for.
December 4th, 2007
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Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this.
If you do, Your wish will come true. If you don’t it will
Become the opposite. Good luck!
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