WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.”
HUSBAND: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous.”
WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.”
HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what carburettor is. I’ll check it out.
Where’s the car?”
WIFE: “In the pool.”

When I born, I black,
when I grow up, I black,
when I go in
sun, I black,
when I cold, I black,
when I scared, I black,
when I sick, I
black,
and when I die, I still black.

You white folks….
when you born,
you pink,
when you grow up, you white,
when you go in sun, you red,
when you
cold, you blue,
when you scared, you yellow,
when you sick, you green,
when
you bruised, you purple,
and when you die, you gray.
So, who you callin’
colored folks ?

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.

A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain’t a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!

Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !

Hi, I am an alien and I’ve just transformed into your phone and right now I’m having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you’re smiling now!!

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

We’ve known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that’s definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u… but in my HEART I swear I’m keeping U..