NO SPEAKA DA ENGLISH
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>A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
>conversation.
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>The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
>is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
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>”Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
>once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
>pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
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>The lady can’t take this any more,
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>”You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly. “In this
>country. we don’t speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.
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>”Hey, coola down lady,” said the man.
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>”Who talkin’ about a sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell
>Mississippi ‘.”
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>      $5.00 says you’re gonna read this again!