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post 10-Year-Old’s Blues

September 27th, 2007

Filed under: Kids — forwards @ 3:46 pm

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the
bees.
“I don’t want to know,” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me
you won’t tell me.”
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’
speech.

At seven, I got the ‘There’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech.

When I was eight, you hit me with the ‘There’s no Santa’ speech.

If you’re going to tell me that grown-ups don’t really get laid, I’ll
have nothing left to live for.”

post God Brings You To It - He Will Bring You Through It!

September 27th, 2007

Filed under: Inspirational Email Forwards, Religion Email Forwards — forwards @ 3:44 pm

$20.00
Sometimes we just need to be reminded!



A well-known speaker
started off his seminar by:

holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this
$20 bill?”

Hands started going up.

He said, “I am going to give this
$20 to one of you but first, let me
do this. h e proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.
He then asked, “Who still wants it?”

Still the hands were up in the air.

Well, he replied, “What if I do this?”

And he dropped it on the ground
and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
“Now, who still wants it?”
Still the hands went into the air.

My friends, we have all learned a
very valuable lesson.

No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value.

It was still worth $20.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.

We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or
what will happen, you will never lose your value.

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.

The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE and WHOSE WE ARE.

You are special - Don’t EVER forget it.”

If you do not pass this on, you may never know the
lives it touches, the hurting hearts it speaks to, or the hope that it can bring.

Count your blessings, not your problems.

“And remember: amateurs built the ark ..
professionals built the Titanic.


If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.

post Kids are Quick

September 27th, 2007

Filed under: Kids, Funny Email Forwards — forwards @ 3:40 pm

Kids are quick; you gotta love them!!!

TEACHER: John why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
____________________________________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than
you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
“I.”
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE: All right… “I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet.”

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now,
Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his
hand.
______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
______________________________

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy
his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it’s the same dog..
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

post Wife’s night out!

September 27th, 2007

Filed under: Relationships, Funny Email Forwards — forwards @ 3:40 pm

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing….

You’re okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night…


You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she’s going to have a monster hangover….


You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night….


You sigh in relief because it’s all in one piece….


You circle the car looking for dents and find none….


But …. Wait a minute~

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post 9:12am

September 7th, 2007

Filed under: Email Chain Letters — forwards @ 4:08 pm

Tip for the day::

“Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.”

angel firefighter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GUARDIAN ANGEL

Forward this message the same day you received it
It may sound ridiculous, but it is right on time
We believe that something is about to happen. Angels exist, only sometimes they haven’t got wings
and we call them friends; you are one of them
Something wonderful is about to happen to you and your friends.
Tomorrow at
9:12 AM somebody will address you and tell you something you have been waiting to hear.
Please do not break this chain. Send it to at least 7 of your friends

 

 

post Blind Date | Blind Date Went Wrong!

September 5th, 2007

Filed under: Relationships — forwards @ 2:14 pm

Blind Date - Once You Go black, You Never Go Back

This is what happens when a blind date goes wrong or right…..depending on who you ask….

post Mike Tyson | Mike Tyson Moments

September 5th, 2007

Filed under: Sports Email Forwards — forwards @ 3:10 am

This is a clip of some of Mike Tyson’s funniest, disturbing, and all time classic moments…… ENJOY!!!!

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