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post Lifehouse - Everything ‘Skit’

August 30th, 2007

Filed under: Religion Email Forwards — forwards @ 1:12 pm

Lifehouse Everything Skit

post Cell Phone Karma

August 29th, 2007

Filed under: Miscellaneous — forwards @ 8:18 pm

post Russian Woman

August 29th, 2007

Filed under: Funny Email Forwards — forwards @ 8:16 pm

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.

 

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. 
  
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a  chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.


Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.


 Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn’t know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts!

 

The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. 
    
 On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to  find a way to communicate this, she brought her h usband to the store..
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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
Now get back to your emails.
 
 
 
I don’t know about you sometimes!

 

post Foreplay

August 29th, 2007

Filed under: Relationships, Funny Email Forwards — forwards @ 8:15 pm

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.


He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.  He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

 

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

“Why are you stopping darling?” she whispered.

He whispered back, “I found the remote!”

post Lower Back Tatoo - SNL

August 29th, 2007

Filed under: Miscellaneous — forwards @ 8:14 pm

post Woman With NO ENEMIES!!!

August 29th, 2007

Filed under: Funny Email Forwards — forwards @ 8:11 pm

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

“Mrs. Jones; are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”

I don’t have any.” She replied, smiling sweetly.

“Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?”

“Ninety-eight,” she replied.

“Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said:

 ” I outlived the bitches! “ 

“A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.”

    

post Hella Slap

August 29th, 2007

Filed under: Miscellaneous — forwards @ 8:08 pm

Hella Slap

post Fashion Week | France - Model Falling..TWICE!!

August 29th, 2007

Filed under: Funny Email Forwards — forwards @ 8:07 pm

Fashion Week Model Falling Twice

post 7 Year Old W/ Cancer..

August 29th, 2007

Filed under: Miscellaneous — forwards @ 8:04 pm

this little girl is a 1st grade student at Mayfield Elementary School  
 
 Subject:    7 yr old with Cancer (this child is local)

Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and I have a large tumor
on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if
this isn’t fixed, and my family can’t pay the bills. “The Make A Wish
Foundation” has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message
is sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much.

But for those who don’t send it, I will still pray for you.  Please,if
you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please,
PLEASE HIT THE
FORWARD BUTTON.

Amy Bruce

Wake Forest Outpatient Dialysis
ForwardSourceID:NT00010D52

post Things that make you say…WOW

August 29th, 2007

Filed under: Miscellaneous — forwards @ 8:03 pm

Things that make you say…WOW


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